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Celebrity Disses

Avril has no respect for anyone in the music industry. These are all real quotes from her:
 
"Mandy Moore. She went from music, well, she didn't really have much of a MUSIC career if you know what I mean...and she goes into acting and she isn't doing too great there either." 
 
Avril once wrote a parody of a Britney Spears song called "Oops! I Screwed My Record Producer Again."
 
"She sings like a goat!" (about shakira)
 
"Their songs are like pop songs with rock music playing in the background. They're like major posers." (about the Donnas) [posers? look who's talking]
 
"It's like, all this American Idol crap that pisses me off. Here I am, working my ass off for my fans while some little slut blows some English guy with a bug up his ass and people all respect her. It's sick."

 "I swear, what is she trying to do (Christina Aguleira), beat Britney on being the sluttiest of all time? She is freakin nasty. I mean, how many STD's does she have?"

"Have you seen her (Christina Aguliera) new video? Poor Girl. (Referring to 'Dirrty')"

"Pink's pretty cool. She's just kinda like a poser."  [i read on a fansite that Avril is really good friends with pink...]

"Christina Agu...who? I thought that whore died!" 

"People like Shakira shouldnt have record contracts. She cant even speak English."

"Britney Spears is such a hoe cake."

"Michelle Branch better watch her back."

"People like comparing me to Alanis. Sorry, I take baths."  [she also says Alanis is one of her influences.]

At one radio concert, she dissed Aaron Carter and O-town for lip syncing, although people there say that they weren't.

"I mean, like, give me a break. I was stoked that we won something. I don't owe her [chick who won American Idol] a hug. I don't owe anybody a hug. I didn't sign a contract saying I'd hug somebody at the VMAs!"