The word "boy" when spelled with an 'i' like in Avril's song "sk8er boi" is slang for female transexual. [Makes you wonder about her, doesn't it?]
Avril washes her hair once a week, usually just with hotel shampoo.
Once, in New York City, a man thought that Avril was a hooker. She's been carrying around a pocket knife ever since that incident.
She has a crush on Tobey Maguire, Eminem, the "Sk8er Boi", and the guys in her band. [heh, good luck]
She keeps her skateboard in NYC because she says its like carrying a plank of wood around with you all day. [You ARE carrying a plank of wood with you.]
Avril loves the feel of new songs on her feet.
Avril doesn't believe in Mondays.
Avril occasionally prays to such gods as Buddah, Allah, and Joseph. [She doesn't cuss because her mom is a very strict religious chritian.]
Avril can bite and suck all 10 of her toes. [I bet she's proud]
